Jim Furey

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who sits outside your front door? Matt! Nope, I'm not that Matt Furey guy, not the biking guy Jim Furey, I was born before both of them. Copyrighted Furey when I was born, so I'm doing the original thing! I have a lot of interesting things in my life read so read on Internet traveler!

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